OFFICIAL SCNA BUSINESS: Communique AR-070605

To: All SCNA Officers
Fr: Eggs N. Grits, ÜC, SCNA
Re: AR-070605 WANTED: Andy Rupert, aka A Rupert, aka Preacher Boy

ATTENTION ALL SWORN OFFICERS of SCNA:

Please aid in the apprehension of this quasi-Saabista.

USE OF MINOR NAGGING AND OTHER IRRITATING DIALOG TO AID CAPTURE IS AUTHORIZED.

REGARDS,

/s/Eggs N. Grits
HERR ÜBER COMMANDANT
SCNA OFFICE OF INTEGRITY